Did you know ...

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that it is possible to hiccup while you sleep?

Sam was sleepy. Very sleepy.

Sam had hiccups. The mean, painful sort.

I gave him water. Salty crackers.

Nothing helped.

Sam fell asleep.

Sam snored.

Sam snored, then hiccuped loud like a seal, then snored some more. Repeat.

Ultimately, the man slept, snored, and hiccuped on the couch.

Comments

Janae @ Bring-Joy said…
Deja, you amaze me. I love your writing! Thanks for making my day.
October 31, 2008 at 12:17 AM
Kira said…
http://morewaystowastetime.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-to-make-silhouette-portraits.html
Check out this cat womans thing. I thought it would be a great decorating idea for your little home :)....P.S. you might want to try ear plugs, silicone ones, Wal-mart.
October 31, 2008 at 8:16 AM
Amara said…
I've got a well used set of earplugs myself. Never hiccups AND snoring though. Sam's special.
October 31, 2008 at 9:48 PM
belann said…
Poor Sam. Miss you both.
November 1, 2008 at 6:20 PM
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