Ohhh, Sam
Tonight we had a visit from our very sincere home teacher (a man from church assigned to visit once a month and make sure we're doing okay, ask if we need anything, etc). He sat and chatted, managed to work in a message on prayer, and then asked: "Is there anything I can do to serve you guys?" Sam looked at him, looked down at his feet as if deep in thought, and then said, deadpan: "Well, I could really use a pedicure."