Ohhh, Sam

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Tonight we had a visit from our very sincere home teacher (a man from church assigned to visit once a month and make sure we're doing okay, ask if we need anything, etc). He sat and chatted, managed to work in a message on prayer, and then asked: "Is there anything I can do to serve you guys?"

Sam looked at him, looked down at his feet as if deep in thought, and then said, deadpan:

"Well, I could really use a pedicure."

Comments

Emily Ruddick said…
Classic Sam. I miss him.

-j-
February 28, 2010 at 10:13 PM
Amara said…
I wish I'd thought of that years ago.
February 28, 2010 at 10:33 PM
Bryson and Tara said…
How did your home teacher respond?
February 28, 2010 at 10:39 PM
Mike and Emily said…
A brilliant stroke! I'd like someone to take care of my gnarly dogs!
February 28, 2010 at 11:11 PM
kathy w. said…
It's about time someone answered that question with something better than, "No, we're okay."
March 1, 2010 at 12:31 PM
belann said…
So, will he be getting one? Hilarious!
March 1, 2010 at 4:36 PM
eden said…
this made me laugh.

for a long time.

i still chuckle when i think about it.
March 3, 2010 at 1:22 AM
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